…you get a look like that of Episcopal Presiding Bishop Katherine Jefferts-Schori on her visit to Jerusalem this week:

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According to Christopher Johnson at Midwest Conservative Journal, this is the “oven mitt and lederhosen” look. Me, I think it was her attempt to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict by scaring all the residents of the Holy Land into decamping to Mauritania or somewhere else that doesn’t have battery-powered clergy apparel. But that’s just a guess.