““The kingdom of heaven is like 650 bishops marching through the streets of this city a couple of days ago, insisting that together we can end global poverty, if we have the will to do it”.”
–Episcopal Bishop Katharine Jefforts-Schori, preaching the Deist gospel at St. Martin’s-in-the-Fields in London, earlier today
(Via T19.)
July 27, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Somehow, I always got the idea that The Boss cared about substance over style. Who knew?
July 27, 2008 at 7:50 pm
As dumb as a bag of hammers.
July 28, 2008 at 5:52 am
As a representative of the International Personhood of Hammers, I must protest Rev. Dave’s inappropriate comment. Hammers are her intellectual, emotional, theological, and spiritual superiors by at least an order of magnitude.
July 28, 2008 at 9:13 am
“Another parable she put forth unto them, saying:
“The kingdom of heaven is like unto a child, who set off to school. In his basket he carried a single treacle. In the heat of the day, when it was time to break bread, the child removed his treacle and began to eat. And the master of the school-house rebuked the child, and said, ‘Wherefore have you not brought enough to share with all the children? Get thee away, wicked child! Bring not any treacle into the presence of this class unless you bring enough for everyone!
“And the child wept, and put away his treacle. And never again did he try to eat his treacle alone, nor before his meat.
“Truly, I say to you: Such is the kingdom of God. No man will enter its gates, unless he brings enough cupcakes to share with the whole class.”
Thus endeth the lesson. Amen.
July 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
LOL!
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“together we can end global poverty, if we have the will to do it”
More Rosicrucian-Blue lodge new world order talking points. It’s sad how deeply infiltrated the established churches are with these mystics from cultic social policy societies.