No one–and I mean no one–gives Christianity a worse name in this country than the members of Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas. You’ve heard of them, I’m sure. They’re the people who show up at military funerals and various sundry public events with signs that say “God Hates Fags” (among others; given all the people they claim God hates, near as I can tell the only ones He doesn’t hate are the denizens of that “church”). Anyway, a group of San Franciscans has, I think, found the perfect response to Westboro: absurdist ridicule. At the Laughing Squid, Ed Hunsinger offers photos. First, here’s an example of Westboro’s schtick, if you’ve never seen it:
They’ve added “God Hates Jews” to their collection because, believe it or not, they were in San Francisco to protest a production of Fiddler on the Roof! Because, you know, it’s evil to have Jews be the good guys in a play. Or something. Anyway, the “I Have A Sign” guy gives you an idea of what the response looked like:
So, in honor of these merry pranksters, who know that the best answer to creeps like Westboro is to laugh at them, I offer some suggestions for signs folks can make for the next counter-demo, and solicit your suggestions as well:
Squiggy Sent Me
Barnacles Are Itchy
God Hates Nags
What’s It All About, Alfie?
Tea And Crumpets, Anyone?
Bring Back the Edsel!
Monty Python Was Right!
I Love Pizza
That’s enough for now. Contribute yours in the comments, and I’ll highlight the best of them in a future post.
(Hat tip: Alan Michaels on Facebook.)



January 30, 2010 at 4:14 pm
How about:
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
You are a figment of my imagination.
The men in the white coats will be here soon.
January 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Excellent! LOL! And so pertinent!
January 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm
“Aliens about? Shiny side out!”
“Government again? Shiny side in!”
January 30, 2010 at 6:36 pm
The signs that end “God never gonna run around and desert you” are a lyric from a song, and it’s driving me nuts that I can’t remember it. Anybody know?
January 30, 2010 at 7:31 pm
From some old bumper stickers:
“I brake for whales!”
“Aslan is on the move!” (I actually had that one.)
January 30, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Kate –
The signs are “rick-rolling” — that is to say, they are the lyrics (the God part excepted) of Rick Ashley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” which has played a big part in popular culture as of late. Who would have thought it?
January 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Remember seeing this one somewhere in the 80′s as one designed to offend everybody:
Nuke A Gay Whale for Jesus.
January 30, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Oh, right. I knew I’d heard them somewhere, thanks.
January 30, 2010 at 8:49 pm
How about:
I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date.
I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore.
Scarlet my dear, I don’t give a damn.
De plane! De plane!
Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a …..
You won’t like it when I’m angry.
January 31, 2010 at 1:03 am
My favorite bumpersticker:
Hire the Morally Handicapped
February 1, 2010 at 8:32 am
I can haz a sign?
February 1, 2010 at 9:36 am
My favorite is:
Don’t Ask
February 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
“ShamWow Now!”
“This is a Sign from God”
February 3, 2010 at 7:00 am
“MORONS FOR JESUS”
February 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
“My Whole Life Went to Hell and
All I Got Was this Lousy Sign”
The ultimate in on-target ridicule, I think, would have to be
“GOD HATES”
February 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm
When the Westboro folks picketed the high school near my church, we provided similar countersigns. They used quotations from Romans and Corinthians and 1 John, like “Love is not Rude,” “God is Love,” “Live at peace with everyone,” and the like. The students who had piled out to gawk and counterdemonstrate were happy to take them and use them. It made for a wonderful opportunity to provide a gracious witness and to share some of what our faith is really about.
February 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
You can say all you want about hate speach legislation, but those kooks would probably be arrested here.
February 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Beloved Spear: Excellent!
Kate: That’s one approach, but I suspect that rather than criminalizing speech of that sort, it is better to expose it to the light of day, where it can be seen for the pond scum it is.
February 3, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I guess that’s the difference between “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” and “peace, order and good government”, isn’t it?