God is grieved by this amendment.

–The Rev. Mark Asman of Trinity Episcopal Church of Santa Barbara, California, revealing that God opposes either the Nelson or Stupak anti-abortion funding amendments to the health care bills (it’s not clear which, but probably both); he didn’t reveal how he discerned the divine will on these pieces of legislation, though it’s fair to assume that he told the Almighty what to think and obtained agreement by virtue of his superior understanding of legislative language

(Via MCJ.)