Noted theologian and New York Times op-ed columnist Charles Blow wants you to know that if you think Jesus Christ is important to salvation, you’re a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, as well as a minority:

In June, the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life published a controversial survey in which 70 percent of Americans said that they believed religions other than theirs could lead to eternal life.

This threw evangelicals into a tizzy. After all, the Bible makes it clear that heaven is a velvet-roped V.I.P. area reserved for Christians. Jesus said so: “I am the way, the truth and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” But the survey suggested that Americans just weren’t buying that.

And since we all know that truth is determined by majority vote, it looks like evangelicals must be wrong, at least in the mind of a snarky Times columnist.

So in August, Pew asked the question again. (They released the results last week.) Sixty-five percent of respondents said — again — that other religions could lead to eternal life. But this time, to clear up any confusion, Pew asked them to specify which religions. The respondents essentially said all of them.

And they didn’t stop there. Nearly half also thought that atheists could go to heaven — dragged there kicking and screaming, no doubt — and most thought that people with no religious faith also could go.

Thereby demonstrating that 65% of Americans either are not Christians or are Christians who are theologically and biblically illiterate. What’s your point?

One very plausible explanation is that Americans just want good things to come to good people, regardless of their faith. As Alan Segal, a professor of religion at Barnard College told me: “We are a multicultural society, and people expect this American life to continue the same way in heaven.”

And he says that like it’s a good thing. I like living in America just fine, but I’d like to think heaven will be a bit better than that. Blow, by the way, is a typically liberal Times columnist who normally doesn’t have much good to say about life in these United States. If heaven is like present-day America, presumably Blow will spend eternity criticizing God for not living up to his (Blow’s) ideals.

He explained that in our society, we meet so many good people of different faiths that it’s hard for us to imagine God letting them go to hell. In fact, in the most recent survey, Pew asked people what they thought determined whether a person would achieve eternal life. Nearly as many Christians said you could achieve eternal life by just being a good person as said that you had to believe in Jesus.

See previous comment re: illiteracy.

Also, many Christians apparently view their didactic text as flexible. According to Pew’s August survey, only 39 percent of Christians believe that the Bible is the literal word of God, and 18 percent think that it’s just a book written by men and not the word of God at all. In fact, on the question in the Pew survey about what it would take to achieve eternal life, only 1 percent of Christians said living life in accordance with the Bible.

Ditto on the 18%. I must confess that I have no clue what that last item actually means.

Now, there remains the possibility that some of those polled may not have understood the implications of their answers. As John Green, a senior fellow at the Pew Forum, said, “The capacity of ignorance to influence survey outcomes should never be underestimated.” But I don’t think that they are ignorant about this most basic tenet of their faith. I think that they are choosing to ignore it … for goodness sake.

And this is what this is all leading up to: lots of Christians are deliberately choosing to ignore important teachings of their faith, important elements of what it is that makes them Christians, and that’s a good thing, at least in the pages of the New York Times.

Surprise, surprise.