We have just four months. Four months to secure the future of our planet.

–UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon (not to be confused with Sun Myung Moon of the Unification Church, except perhaps for their messianic pretenses), addressing an environmental forum in South Korea yesterday. The reference to “four months” has to do with December’s Copenhagen Conference on Human Hubris, which will presumably announce 1) that we are currently living in the best of all possible climates; and 2) that we have discovered a way to control Earth’s climate by controlling the lives of every human being on the planet, or at least those in the developed world.

(Hat tip: Toby Brown.)