Well, there were a lot of great suggestions for the contest to find the best absurdist signs to use against the psuedo-Christians of Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka. Here are my favorites:

You Are a Figment of My Imagination (Kate)

I Don’t Think We’re in Kansas Anymore (Kate)

I Brake For Whales! (L.V.)

Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus (Rev. Dave)

Hire the Morally Handicapped (Robert Hughes)

Don’t Ask (Bill in Ottawa)


Love Is Not Rude (Beloved Spear)

And my personal favorite…

This is a Sign From God (Jim the Puritan)

…which manages to combine a theological statement, a pop culture reference (Ghostbusters) and a self-referential absurdism in one handy phrase. Well done, everybody!