I don’t know how Chris Johnson at Midwest Conservative Journal finds these things, but he does, and they deserve wide dissemination. It seems the U.S. Department of Justice is looking for lawyers to staff the Voting Section of the Civil Rights Division (they need ten, so apparently the CRD operates on the minyan principle). In addition to all the usual information (qualifications, etc.), there is this notice:

The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine.

Feel free to write your own jokes. I’m too busy watching the “Mythbusters” episode that demonstrates that it is possible to shoot fish in a barrel….