The Vatican says only 10 percent of cases involve classic pedophilia (children), while 90% involved ephebophilia (adolescents and teens), and more than half of them involved male priests molesting male adolescents — ergo, a gay scandal, I guess, at least in their minds.

Kevin Eckstrom of the Religion News Service, who apparently doesn’t believe that adult male-teen male sex constitutes homosexual behavior or involve homosexual predators (perhaps the priests in questions were actually straight guys whose sexual experience was so limited that they couldn’t tell the difference between boys and girls)