So I’ve been trying to come up with appropriate music to accompany the Great Dominionist Hunt (“be vewy, vewy quiet–I’m hunting weconstwuctionists!”). And I just can’t decide between two of my favorites from the 1980s. So you tell me: what’s the best music for ferreting out theocrats, while at the same time expressing the mindset of the ferrets? The first seems to capture the mood of the stalker who desperately needs the stalked, in this case to validate their paranoia about their political opponents:

The second, on the other hand, captures the paranoia itself marvelously, given that the hunters are convinced that if their prey gets aways from them it’s adios muchachos to everything they hold dear:

So what do you think? Ryan? Fred? Michelle? PAW? T2ASarah? Rachel? Bueller?